"I was on a flight where a verbal argument broke out because someone reclined their seat."
This will separate those who live under a rock from those who are chronically online.
I'm literally kicking my feet at the thought of [redacted] as a movie.
If someone asks me where I'm really from one more time!!!
Yeah, get them off the carpet ASAP.
I'm simply TOO seated for The Fantastic Four: First Steps.
I need a towel. A mop even.
A quiz just as unserious as this year was.
Let's be honest, we only watched Aladdin and the King of Thieves because his dad is HOT.
There's only one country that starts with the letter Q!
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Just take the L. Literally.
They pulled these straight out of the thesaurus.
๐ถ The neck bone's connected to the...? ๐ถ
"I can't spend time getting base color every two weeks. Can't do it. Nope. Too much."
"I was 19 when he proposed on our first date, but we kept it quiet for about six months."
Name a better way to describe your favorite books.
"There are three children between the four of us, and things have been going wonderfully so far."
I'm 70% sure I know what a kumquat looks like...I think...
