Today I learned that Albert Einstein, Natalie Portman, and Alex Trebek all lived elsewhere before settling in the US.
"He was an international inspiration to people with disabilities. Then, he was a murderer."
Celebrities who've went full MAGA.
"I had to fight bullies as a kid. Now, apparently, even calmly confronting passive-aggressive white Seattle behavior makes people melt into fear."
"My buddy had the hots for the bride, professed his love, and they are now 12 years and three kids deep into marriage and happy as can be."
"She was pregnant with my husband's baby when we were moving out of state at the end of that year."
Surely, Ashley Tisdale isn't the only one.
"The main reason I go now is that I'm looking for well-above-average lap dances. I almost always go by myself. I'm generally touch-deprived."
When “forever” turns out to be flexible.
Celebrities who've went full MAGA.
Throwback to the prehistoric days of internet access.
"The main reason I go now is that I'm looking for well-above-average lap dances. I almost always go by myself. I'm generally touch-deprived."
Actors are technically professional liars, especially when they’re pretending to love someone they can’t stand.
"He was an international inspiration to people with disabilities. Then, he was a murderer."
"She was pregnant with my husband's baby when we were moving out of state at the end of that year."
"They can choose how to spend their time, but grandparents who choose not to have relationships with their grandchildren because they see them as 'work' and not as people they want to get to know are bad grandparents."
"Social distancing markers on the sidewalk where the local drug dealer sets up once a month."
"Anthony Kiedis admitted to statutory rape of a 14-year-old when he was 23 or 24 in his own autobiography, and I don’t think he was ever arrested. If that’s what he’ll tell you, just imagine what he’s not telling."
Who would've thought that the guy who made "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" has a PhD in molecular biology?
