I'm an Editorial Director at BuzzFeed who covers the internet’s funniest photos and jokes, weird human history, movie facts, and more. I joined BuzzFeed in 2013, and back then I wrote and guided BuzzFeed's parenting coverage, which won "Most Entertaining Content" at the 2015 Mom 2.0 Awards. My wife, Heather, and I have two kids (Annie and James), and we ran the parenting blog The Spohrs Are Multiplying before I joined BuzzFeed. We also co-wrote the books The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed and A Whole Lotta Knock-Knock Jokes: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun. These days, I still write the occasional parenting post (like My 15-Year-Old Daughter Rates Teen Heartthrobs From The Past), which I teamed up with Annie to write!
They had to see them, so now all of us have to as well.
Some insults are just operating on a higher level than others.
Life is our greatest teacher...a really weird, underpaid teacher.
A wrong-number text is an opportunity to be hilarious...or hilariously evil.
“Nobody understands what I want to do. I have to be the boss guy. ‘No, don’t do it that way. You’ve got to do it this way. No, you f---ing idiot.’”
It's amazing people can be this funny using just their thumbs.
I honestly can't believe they admitted this stuff.
Why wear a regular shirt when you can wear an absolutely hilarious one?
We're all doomed, but you knew that.
They can't all be Tom Hanks.
“Nobody understands what I want to do. I have to be the boss guy. ‘No, don’t do it that way. You’ve got to do it this way. No, you f---ing idiot.’”
We're all doomed, but you knew that.
Why wear a regular shirt when you can wear an absolutely hilarious one?
Please, please, please let me die peacefully in my sleep.
Most people when watching these movies: "How was this allowed?!"
Life is our greatest teacher...a really weird, underpaid teacher.
Some insults are just operating on a higher level than others.
Our scandals today have nothing on these. Nothing!
