notwonton@not_wonton34Aug 11, 2022500 years ago you could call yourself a philosopher but you can’t do that now because then you’d just be an asshole
notwonton@not_wonton34Jul 23, 2022I will be a permanent contestant on a game show called “Was I being rude or was he just really creepy?”
notwonton@not_wonton34Jul 13, 2022it’s a weird thing when Santa visits you more than your own dad ever did
notwonton@not_wonton34Jul 2, 2022Being a university student sort of feels like I’m playing Wheel of Fortune except there is no fortune and the only thing I can land on is bankruptcy