85% certain this a troll.
The anger feels forced, something a person thinks a radical communist sounds like.
The use of 'pond scum' is also a bit dated, so the potential for being young n dumb is lower. Which brings us a third category: just plain crazy. Which is unfortunate.
I really don’t care that some fascist imperial thug thinks I’m retarded. You are lower than pond scum. The worst of the worst. Fuck you and all your fellow marines dead or alive.
Yes.
But after further examination of all the evidence, I realized that it was I who pooped his diaper and was merely projecting my stink onto others.
I blame the Taylor Swift music that was playing.